This person is a wart on the ass of society. People putting up Christmas decorations in November are fuckin retarded. Hallowe'en just finished! I hate this holiday because of the craziness that ensues amongst everything in retail.
I was raised Christian and for the life of me I cannot fathom all this hubbub over some dead Jewish carpenter.
Try going shopping on a weekend in December. It's fucked everywhere and people are arseholes towards one another. Isn't the season supposed to be about peace, charity and love for your fellow man? We really missed the boat on that one.
I think I'm gonna hang at the movies or the Chinese restaurants with the Jews, Muslims and the rest of the non-Christians during the holidays, because it's getting more ridiculous each & every year
I wish you all a festive Bah Humbug
Friday, November 9, 2007
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Rubber Neckers
I cannot stand it when people slow down to look at an accident or cop cars flashing lights. This slows traffic down a lot and usually causes more accidents.
What is it with people's morbid curiousity? I guess it outweighs their need to cut me off, not use turn signals or brake at the last minute and decide to turn left when they're in the right hand lane.
What about when there's a bad accident near a residential neighbourhood? All the hermits come out of hiding and start milling around the scene asking everyone questions.
Last Friday afternoon, I was sitting in my buddies backyard in Aylmer having a beer and the next thing you know some car got t-boned and ended up in a ditch. Jaws of life was used to extricate the victim from the car. All that I had to do was turn my chair around to witness the commotion. By the time we realized what had happened 10 sets of eyes were already on site asking questions.
Some dude brought his toddler aged daughter to watch the whole rescue thing!
Friggen people. The more I know people the more I love animals.
What is it with people's morbid curiousity? I guess it outweighs their need to cut me off, not use turn signals or brake at the last minute and decide to turn left when they're in the right hand lane.
What about when there's a bad accident near a residential neighbourhood? All the hermits come out of hiding and start milling around the scene asking everyone questions.
Last Friday afternoon, I was sitting in my buddies backyard in Aylmer having a beer and the next thing you know some car got t-boned and ended up in a ditch. Jaws of life was used to extricate the victim from the car. All that I had to do was turn my chair around to witness the commotion. By the time we realized what had happened 10 sets of eyes were already on site asking questions.
Some dude brought his toddler aged daughter to watch the whole rescue thing!
Friggen people. The more I know people the more I love animals.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Good beer at cheap prices in Western Quebec part II
I took a look at the Citizen on the weekend and who's on the front page? Denis Gravelle owner of Marché Gravelle. What is Marché Gravelle you ask? It is a dépanneur in Alymer Québec which has the lowest prices on beer around the NCR. What is a dépanneur you ask? Google it.
Denis was also on the front page of the Business section. Not bad for a dude that runs a corner store; he just happens to know that people will come from all over for the savings. And they do.
Here's the link if you're interested in the story or the cheap beer.
http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/business/story.html?id=b3034fde-69bd-42e0-943a-cb456892cc55
Denis was also on the front page of the Business section. Not bad for a dude that runs a corner store; he just happens to know that people will come from all over for the savings. And they do.
Here's the link if you're interested in the story or the cheap beer.
http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/business/story.html?id=b3034fde-69bd-42e0-943a-cb456892cc55
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Good beer at cheap prices in Western Quebec
You gotta love living so close to the Quebec border. They always have sales on beer at the various deps or grocery stores.
I work in Quebec but live in Ottawa so I have the best of both worlds. I just picked up 3 cases of MGD at the Super C in Hull for $85.11 taxes & deposit included. That works out to just over $28 a case. Great friggen deal. The last time it was this price was May 24 weekend and I got 9 cases.
At the Beer Store a 24 of MGD is at least $40. A buddy of mine works there and does NOT buy there because it is too expensive. He hits Marche Gravelle on Dalhousie or the Ultramar on Broad in Aylmer.
You can usually get a decent brand of beer at any grocery store for $19.99-$23.00 before taxes & deposit. Some of the premium is $28 before taxes & deposit which still works out to $34 and change. Still cheaper than some premium at the Beer Store.
I work in Quebec but live in Ottawa so I have the best of both worlds. I just picked up 3 cases of MGD at the Super C in Hull for $85.11 taxes & deposit included. That works out to just over $28 a case. Great friggen deal. The last time it was this price was May 24 weekend and I got 9 cases.
At the Beer Store a 24 of MGD is at least $40. A buddy of mine works there and does NOT buy there because it is too expensive. He hits Marche Gravelle on Dalhousie or the Ultramar on Broad in Aylmer.
You can usually get a decent brand of beer at any grocery store for $19.99-$23.00 before taxes & deposit. Some of the premium is $28 before taxes & deposit which still works out to $34 and change. Still cheaper than some premium at the Beer Store.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Ron Mexico
As if we didn't have enough to talk about when celebrities fuck up. The Anna Nicole Smith fucktard show, Britney shaving her head, Hasselhoff drunk with cheeseburgers, Paris Hilton DUI and Chris Benoit.
I thought that maybe the rest of the clowns would perk up and take notice of the shit show going on around them and decide to be smart and NOT become the next punch line.
Two words; Michael Vick.
It just goes to show you, regardless of their riches, the fame, the VIP treatment, they are dumbasses just like you and I. It just happens that while being big-time celebrities they manage to fuck up big-time too.
Since 2001 he's been running dog fights? Are you fucking serious? He's fucked. Enjoy your stay at Federal Pound You In The ASS Prison Mister Vick. Too many people love dogs and he is not going to pull an OJ and walk.
I listened to Fox Sports Radio for the past few days & everyone that has read the indictment says that makes you physically ill while reading the details of what was done to these animals.
The reason I say he's fucked is because the FBI don't fuck around when it comes to trying cases. They pick & choose their cases and their success rate is normally pretty good.
This ain't a black or white issue. This guy was simply into this dog fighting culture. He has tonnes of money and is famous so everything he does is magnified. But c'mon, how brain dead is this guy not to once say to himself "isn't this wrong". To me that is pure evil.
I am baffled at the shit we're hearing about and I believe that it will get worse. People are doing really fucked up shit in this world and we're just hearing the tip of the iceberg.
However Vick is still in second place in my humble opinion. People love dogs however killing your own son and then yourself is cowardly therefore Benoit wins.
I thought that maybe the rest of the clowns would perk up and take notice of the shit show going on around them and decide to be smart and NOT become the next punch line.
Two words; Michael Vick.
It just goes to show you, regardless of their riches, the fame, the VIP treatment, they are dumbasses just like you and I. It just happens that while being big-time celebrities they manage to fuck up big-time too.
Since 2001 he's been running dog fights? Are you fucking serious? He's fucked. Enjoy your stay at Federal Pound You In The ASS Prison Mister Vick. Too many people love dogs and he is not going to pull an OJ and walk.
I listened to Fox Sports Radio for the past few days & everyone that has read the indictment says that makes you physically ill while reading the details of what was done to these animals.
The reason I say he's fucked is because the FBI don't fuck around when it comes to trying cases. They pick & choose their cases and their success rate is normally pretty good.
This ain't a black or white issue. This guy was simply into this dog fighting culture. He has tonnes of money and is famous so everything he does is magnified. But c'mon, how brain dead is this guy not to once say to himself "isn't this wrong". To me that is pure evil.
I am baffled at the shit we're hearing about and I believe that it will get worse. People are doing really fucked up shit in this world and we're just hearing the tip of the iceberg.
However Vick is still in second place in my humble opinion. People love dogs however killing your own son and then yourself is cowardly therefore Benoit wins.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
An awesome find
Isn't the Internet great? I had been searching on and off for something in particular & I finally found it. It is that song from the Police Academy movies when they run into that infamous gay bar "The Blue Oyster". Whenever someone says something is gay, calls someone gay, or is acting fancy I start doing that song. Incidentally I found out that the name of the song is called "El Bimbo" which makes it that much funnier.
Enjoy.
http://gsmnet.ru/2006/10/04/paul_mauriat__el_bimbo_mp3.html
Enjoy.
http://gsmnet.ru/2006/10/04/paul_mauriat__el_bimbo_mp3.html
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Swearing
Isn't swearing great? It often gets people to perk up and pay attention, like in "Hey Fucktard! I'm talking to you!" That works very well. Or if you're in traffic" move your fuckin car bitch!" Another great way.
What is the big deal? Sorry I meant "what's the big fucking deal?!?"
We've been de-sensitized to this because of TV, movies, internet & satellite radio to name a few. However I do find it funny how shocked some people are when they hear someone swear.
I was amused to get nasty looks from some bluehairs when I shouted to some rock-throwing kids "Stop fucking around!" I looked over at the crusty hip-replacement candidates and said "What? They stopped throwing the rocks didn't they?"
To which they replied "You didn't have to use such language" Ridiculous people. I shot back "I could hear those kids swearing from hear. I just spoke to them in terms they can easily understand."
There you go. Swearing is not acceptable everywhere and your common sense should dictate whether or not to use it. But you gotta admit people take notice when you swear.
Enjoy this website if you like swearing
http://www.doyoukissyourmotherwiththatmouth.co.uk/
What is the big deal? Sorry I meant "what's the big fucking deal?!?"
We've been de-sensitized to this because of TV, movies, internet & satellite radio to name a few. However I do find it funny how shocked some people are when they hear someone swear.
I was amused to get nasty looks from some bluehairs when I shouted to some rock-throwing kids "Stop fucking around!" I looked over at the crusty hip-replacement candidates and said "What? They stopped throwing the rocks didn't they?"
To which they replied "You didn't have to use such language" Ridiculous people. I shot back "I could hear those kids swearing from hear. I just spoke to them in terms they can easily understand."
There you go. Swearing is not acceptable everywhere and your common sense should dictate whether or not to use it. But you gotta admit people take notice when you swear.
Enjoy this website if you like swearing
http://www.doyoukissyourmotherwiththatmouth.co.uk/
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Chris Benoit soap opera
I'm sure that this is not the first blog about Chris Benoit and it certainly won’t be the last. Let me say that I used to be a big mark for pro-wrestling and my enthusiasm faded after Owen Hart fell to his death in Kansas City. The show went on, as was Vince McMahon’s decision. This episode and the whole screw job in Montreal with Bret Hart really opened up my eyes to what the world of pro-wrestling can be.
Chris Benoit was not a head case like some others that have died. For all the information that is written about him before and after this tragedy, he was a family guy & not one to complain about anything. Now he is a double murderer and in my opinion is a coward for not facing the consequences by choosing to take his own life too.
Do you know how many wrestlers have died since the 80’s? Check out this link for more information: http://prowrestling.about.com/od/whatsrealwhatsfake/a/wrestlersdeaths.htm
I believe that the ridiculous 300 shows a year work schedule and these men needing to be larger than life is a big factor in these early deaths. Right now the WWE is pretty much the only big money gig in wrestling and if they take time off to nurse an injury, they don’t get paid. There is no union. TNA is ok but does not have the bank that McMahon can offer. That being said TNA wrestles a limited schedule and travel less too. This is a big reason why Kurt Angle jumped over there. If I remember correctly he said that he was hooked on painkillers as a result of the WWE’s hectic non-stop schedule and this was causing problems with his family. I think he left WWE because he wants to live.
Chris Benoit broke his neck a while back and came back to wrestle!?! Does this sound like a smart thing to do? I mean this “sport” is basically men doing stunts for our entertainment. What is it about the wrestling ring that makes them work hurt? Glenn Kulka (a former football player & one-time pro-wrestler) said that there is nothing like the rush of hearing an entire arena cheer for you (or boo you if you’re a heel). He said it’s better than a shot of cocaine. I’ve also heard the same thing from rock stars. Jeff Waters from Annihilator, recently said words to the same effect. He was touring Europe on a broken leg after doctors said that he should shut it down. It was as if taking the stage and playing his music made all the pain go away. In wrestling I think it’s a macho locker-room thing. In a testosterone filled environment, the last thing you want is to be labelled a pussy or a wuss, so you go out there when you know & the doctors know that you shouldn’t.
My thinking is that the crowd is addictive and the guys will make it to the ring by hook or by crook. They will take a needle in order to get out there for their fans.
But what happens when the crowd stops cheering for you? I think that some guys can’t deal with life out of the spotlight.
I had the pleasure of interviewing Chris Jericho while he was on tour with his band Fozzy. The night of his show was around the same time if not the same day that Eddie Guerrero died. I offered Jericho my condolences because I knew they were tight since their days wrestling in Mexico. I asked him “Does this make you hesitate to return to the ring?” He said it was one of the many factors in him leaving to pursue music & acting. I think he simply wanted to get out with his life and be able to enjoy life with his family in years to come just like Kurt Angle.
I’m surprised that we haven’t seen something like this earlier in sports. But I never thought it would be wrestling first. It sort of reminds me of the whole Rae Carruth soap opera. When I first saw on the ticker that Benoit & his family were found dead, I immediately thought murder suicide. Why? At first I thought it might be his wife that killed the family because she didn’t want him to go back out on the road. The reason I thought this was because you never heard a negative word said about Chris Benoit. He was touted as the “Family Man”. I never thought of Roid Rage as being a factor. But look at Benoit’s physique and tell me he was natural. Hell, look at WWE’s owner Vince McMahon! He’s 60 years old & ripped to shreds. Don’t forget that another 60 year old, Sly Stallone, was caught with HGH. I guess he needs help battling father time in order to be in peak physical condition?
Who’s next to die? Your guess is as good as mine. But I don’t think that the world of pro-wrestling survives this. What are these guys going to do to pay the bills if McMahon decides to close shop? There’s not too many places a pumped-up tanned individual wearing spandex can get a good paying job.
If McMahon does shut her down, you’re going to see a lot more wrestlers dying way too early in the years to come.
Chris Benoit was not a head case like some others that have died. For all the information that is written about him before and after this tragedy, he was a family guy & not one to complain about anything. Now he is a double murderer and in my opinion is a coward for not facing the consequences by choosing to take his own life too.
Do you know how many wrestlers have died since the 80’s? Check out this link for more information: http://prowrestling.about.com/od/whatsrealwhatsfake/a/wrestlersdeaths.htm
I believe that the ridiculous 300 shows a year work schedule and these men needing to be larger than life is a big factor in these early deaths. Right now the WWE is pretty much the only big money gig in wrestling and if they take time off to nurse an injury, they don’t get paid. There is no union. TNA is ok but does not have the bank that McMahon can offer. That being said TNA wrestles a limited schedule and travel less too. This is a big reason why Kurt Angle jumped over there. If I remember correctly he said that he was hooked on painkillers as a result of the WWE’s hectic non-stop schedule and this was causing problems with his family. I think he left WWE because he wants to live.
Chris Benoit broke his neck a while back and came back to wrestle!?! Does this sound like a smart thing to do? I mean this “sport” is basically men doing stunts for our entertainment. What is it about the wrestling ring that makes them work hurt? Glenn Kulka (a former football player & one-time pro-wrestler) said that there is nothing like the rush of hearing an entire arena cheer for you (or boo you if you’re a heel). He said it’s better than a shot of cocaine. I’ve also heard the same thing from rock stars. Jeff Waters from Annihilator, recently said words to the same effect. He was touring Europe on a broken leg after doctors said that he should shut it down. It was as if taking the stage and playing his music made all the pain go away. In wrestling I think it’s a macho locker-room thing. In a testosterone filled environment, the last thing you want is to be labelled a pussy or a wuss, so you go out there when you know & the doctors know that you shouldn’t.
My thinking is that the crowd is addictive and the guys will make it to the ring by hook or by crook. They will take a needle in order to get out there for their fans.
But what happens when the crowd stops cheering for you? I think that some guys can’t deal with life out of the spotlight.
I had the pleasure of interviewing Chris Jericho while he was on tour with his band Fozzy. The night of his show was around the same time if not the same day that Eddie Guerrero died. I offered Jericho my condolences because I knew they were tight since their days wrestling in Mexico. I asked him “Does this make you hesitate to return to the ring?” He said it was one of the many factors in him leaving to pursue music & acting. I think he simply wanted to get out with his life and be able to enjoy life with his family in years to come just like Kurt Angle.
I’m surprised that we haven’t seen something like this earlier in sports. But I never thought it would be wrestling first. It sort of reminds me of the whole Rae Carruth soap opera. When I first saw on the ticker that Benoit & his family were found dead, I immediately thought murder suicide. Why? At first I thought it might be his wife that killed the family because she didn’t want him to go back out on the road. The reason I thought this was because you never heard a negative word said about Chris Benoit. He was touted as the “Family Man”. I never thought of Roid Rage as being a factor. But look at Benoit’s physique and tell me he was natural. Hell, look at WWE’s owner Vince McMahon! He’s 60 years old & ripped to shreds. Don’t forget that another 60 year old, Sly Stallone, was caught with HGH. I guess he needs help battling father time in order to be in peak physical condition?
Who’s next to die? Your guess is as good as mine. But I don’t think that the world of pro-wrestling survives this. What are these guys going to do to pay the bills if McMahon decides to close shop? There’s not too many places a pumped-up tanned individual wearing spandex can get a good paying job.
If McMahon does shut her down, you’re going to see a lot more wrestlers dying way too early in the years to come.
Friday, April 6, 2007
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Got my first hit on the celebrity death pool
Yes I know that I'm going to hell. I popped my cherry on this year's celebrity death pool with Ernest Gallo. I had him for a few years thinking that he might succumb to a liver disease or something of that nature due to his love of wine.
A bunch of my friends think it's morbid. I concur. But why is death such a taboo subject? We're all gonna die. Just like Bill Shatner spoke in his song You'll Have Time.
Our time on earth is limited. Do I hope people die? No, however I guess-timate which celeb is the most likely to die during the calendar year. I don't wish death upon anyone. But I know that some celebs are more prone to being living-impaired than others. Compare Kathie Lee Gifford to a Scott Weiland. Who is going to die first? The clean-living Bible Thumper or the former heroin addict who has had numerous relapses?
Maybe my father's sudden death when I was 23 years old has made me aloof on the subject. Or maybe I'm just able to see it objectively as a part of life.
When I discovered my dad's body and smelled his flesh cooking, I knew right then & there that he was dead. I was alone and didn't freak out. I simply called 911 and said that my dad was electrocuted. He was caught up on a band saw and I told them that I was shutting off the power to make sure there wasn't a second body for them to come pick up.
Fact: We are all going to die. Some more peacefully than others. I just hope that I don't suffer when it's my time and on with the body count so I win this year's pool.
A bunch of my friends think it's morbid. I concur. But why is death such a taboo subject? We're all gonna die. Just like Bill Shatner spoke in his song You'll Have Time.
Our time on earth is limited. Do I hope people die? No, however I guess-timate which celeb is the most likely to die during the calendar year. I don't wish death upon anyone. But I know that some celebs are more prone to being living-impaired than others. Compare Kathie Lee Gifford to a Scott Weiland. Who is going to die first? The clean-living Bible Thumper or the former heroin addict who has had numerous relapses?
Maybe my father's sudden death when I was 23 years old has made me aloof on the subject. Or maybe I'm just able to see it objectively as a part of life.
When I discovered my dad's body and smelled his flesh cooking, I knew right then & there that he was dead. I was alone and didn't freak out. I simply called 911 and said that my dad was electrocuted. He was caught up on a band saw and I told them that I was shutting off the power to make sure there wasn't a second body for them to come pick up.
Fact: We are all going to die. Some more peacefully than others. I just hope that I don't suffer when it's my time and on with the body count so I win this year's pool.
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Enough Anna Nicole Smith & Britney Spears CNN
I cannot stand seeing all the bullshit from CNN about the numerous appeals and the rumours as to who fathered her new baby. Was it the lawyer? Was is Zsa Zsa's husband? WHO THE FUCK CARES!?!
Britney shaved her melon & looks like Sinead O'Connor. Big fuckin deal.
This is what passes as news now?
You know what was news before that? Barbaro being euthanized, some Miss USA tart, Terry Schivo.
I blame the slow white bronco. And I don't mean John Elway. Fuckin OJ Simpson. He started all of this bullshit journalism.
Speaking of which, now the Juice says that he hoped that they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole Smith, because the kid might be his & then Fred Goldman will go after her estate in order to get back at Orenthal.
Here's the article:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,257441,00.html
If this guy isn't pure evil I don't know who is.
Britney shaved her melon & looks like Sinead O'Connor. Big fuckin deal.
This is what passes as news now?
You know what was news before that? Barbaro being euthanized, some Miss USA tart, Terry Schivo.
I blame the slow white bronco. And I don't mean John Elway. Fuckin OJ Simpson. He started all of this bullshit journalism.
Speaking of which, now the Juice says that he hoped that they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole Smith, because the kid might be his & then Fred Goldman will go after her estate in order to get back at Orenthal.
Here's the article:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,257441,00.html
If this guy isn't pure evil I don't know who is.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Pittsburgh Penguins
When will this team leave the Burgh? The people who run the city give 2 shits about the hockey team.
I think that Mario Lemieux should tell city officials Fuck Off
He should make the deal in Kansas City now & take his team out of Pittsburgh at season's end because they've been fucking him around for far too long. They built new spots for the Steelers & Pirates. Who the hell goes to Pirates games. They should probably re-name the baseball team the Ass-Pirates, but that's for another post.
He should also come out of retirement just before the playoffs. I think that a broken down 41 year old Mario could still contribute positively to the team. Even if he can't play in back to back games. It would take a ton of pressure off Sidney Crosby too. I think that #66 today at 50% of his former self, would still be better than some of the stiffs on the Pens roster. I know that I'm dreaming but imagine that this happens & they win the Cup? That would be the ultimate Fuck You to the city officials.
I think that Mario Lemieux should tell city officials Fuck Off
He should make the deal in Kansas City now & take his team out of Pittsburgh at season's end because they've been fucking him around for far too long. They built new spots for the Steelers & Pirates. Who the hell goes to Pirates games. They should probably re-name the baseball team the Ass-Pirates, but that's for another post.
He should also come out of retirement just before the playoffs. I think that a broken down 41 year old Mario could still contribute positively to the team. Even if he can't play in back to back games. It would take a ton of pressure off Sidney Crosby too. I think that #66 today at 50% of his former self, would still be better than some of the stiffs on the Pens roster. I know that I'm dreaming but imagine that this happens & they win the Cup? That would be the ultimate Fuck You to the city officials.
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Ryan Smyth, what a pussbag
He lost his teeth due to a puck in the mouth and came back later to assist on the winner in last year's playoffs. Now I see him crying big fucking crocodile tears cuz he's leaving Edmonton. What a joke! This guy was the MAN & now he's on the same level as that horse face Nancy Kerrigan crying "WHY?!? WHY!?!"
It has taken my until now to calm down enough to write about this because I am a huge Oilers fan and I love the way that Smyth plays. He's off to the Fucking ISLAND!!! What is he hoping for? A 15 year contract like DiPietro?
This guy was the franchise for the past number of years & especially last year during the Cup run. Who's to blame for him leaving? I gotta say it's Ryan Smyth. If he really wanted to stay in Edmonton, he should have signed the deal that Kevin Lowe offered him. Maybe Kevin should have sweetened the deal & thrown in free ice cream from his family's dairy (if it's still up and running).
This guy is gonna looooooove playing with Yashin who only shows up when he wants to. Edmonton never wanted to give #94 up but Lowe was gonna get fucked at the end of the year when he becomes a free agent and decides to test the market. What team wouldn't jump at the chance for a player of his ilk?
I'm still pissed, however I knew that the Oil didn't have another miracle run in them for this year's playoffs but this move has basically told me they've given up.
And the worst part of all of this is it happens on the day that they retire Messier's #11. Another great homegrown leader.
I hope that he re-signs come July 1st with Edmonton but I don't see that happening.
It has taken my until now to calm down enough to write about this because I am a huge Oilers fan and I love the way that Smyth plays. He's off to the Fucking ISLAND!!! What is he hoping for? A 15 year contract like DiPietro?
This guy was the franchise for the past number of years & especially last year during the Cup run. Who's to blame for him leaving? I gotta say it's Ryan Smyth. If he really wanted to stay in Edmonton, he should have signed the deal that Kevin Lowe offered him. Maybe Kevin should have sweetened the deal & thrown in free ice cream from his family's dairy (if it's still up and running).
This guy is gonna looooooove playing with Yashin who only shows up when he wants to. Edmonton never wanted to give #94 up but Lowe was gonna get fucked at the end of the year when he becomes a free agent and decides to test the market. What team wouldn't jump at the chance for a player of his ilk?
I'm still pissed, however I knew that the Oil didn't have another miracle run in them for this year's playoffs but this move has basically told me they've given up.
And the worst part of all of this is it happens on the day that they retire Messier's #11. Another great homegrown leader.
I hope that he re-signs come July 1st with Edmonton but I don't see that happening.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Fucking CFL
The CFL announce & hand out their Coach of the Year award in February. I look outside and see a shitload of snow and I hear about Wally Buono winning an award. Who the fuck cares?
When will Canada abort this retarded fetus?
They can't keep a commissioner or a team in the Nation's Capital.
I've been to games and they are ok. I usually sneak in a mickey of rye to enhance the experience. The league is a disgrace right now and has been for a while.
I just found out that it's called the Annis Stukus Trophy. WTF? Annis Stukus??? Is that Latin for someone who suffers from constipation?
When will Canada abort this retarded fetus?
They can't keep a commissioner or a team in the Nation's Capital.
I've been to games and they are ok. I usually sneak in a mickey of rye to enhance the experience. The league is a disgrace right now and has been for a while.
I just found out that it's called the Annis Stukus Trophy. WTF? Annis Stukus??? Is that Latin for someone who suffers from constipation?
Barkley vs Bavetta
I think this is the best thing I've heard come from Sir Charles enormous pie-hole. He says that he could beat Dick Bavetta in a race. I believe he said that Dick Bavetta and Moses parted the Red Sea together. Awesome.
The Round Mound of Rebound is great for the NBA because he says what's on his mind and pulls no punches. I remember him kissing an ass after losing a bet about Yao Ming.
I could care less that he will probably have his ass handed to him by the 67 year old ref. I think that the only contest Barkley could win right now is an eating contest or worst golf swing contest. I'm just glad that Chuckster called him out because players are going to get fined if stuff is said about the refs.
For great Barkley quotes see this blog
http://barkleyquotes.blogspot.com/
The Round Mound of Rebound is great for the NBA because he says what's on his mind and pulls no punches. I remember him kissing an ass after losing a bet about Yao Ming.
I could care less that he will probably have his ass handed to him by the 67 year old ref. I think that the only contest Barkley could win right now is an eating contest or worst golf swing contest. I'm just glad that Chuckster called him out because players are going to get fined if stuff is said about the refs.
For great Barkley quotes see this blog
http://barkleyquotes.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
NBA All-Star weekend in Las Vegas
Wow! I cannot imagine how many hot chicks will be in town in hopes of landing a sugar daddy. A bunch of young millionaires in Vegas looking for a good time. How much grease will be poured to gold digging skanks during this All-Star weekend?
All players are staying at the Palms which is owned by the Maloofs (owners of the Sacramento Kings). This hotel just happens to house the Playboy club. Sexy results are sure to follow.
To me this has all the makings for multiple paternity tests 9 months from now. There should be odds on this in the Sports Books. Shawn Kemp might even come out of retirement to take part in the festivities.
I'm so jealous. I should make the trek down looking for leftovers.
All players are staying at the Palms which is owned by the Maloofs (owners of the Sacramento Kings). This hotel just happens to house the Playboy club. Sexy results are sure to follow.
To me this has all the makings for multiple paternity tests 9 months from now. There should be odds on this in the Sports Books. Shawn Kemp might even come out of retirement to take part in the festivities.
I'm so jealous. I should make the trek down looking for leftovers.
Anna Nicole Smith
Since every newspaper & television channel has weighed in on her passing, I will offer my comments too:
Big deal
Big deal
Thursday, January 25, 2007
This ESPN article is maddening
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=wilson
"When he was a senior in high school, he received oral sex from a 10th grader. He was 17. She was 15. Everyone, including the girl and the prosecution, agreed she initiated the act. But because of an archaic Georgia law, it was a misdemeanor for teenagers less than three years apart to have sexual intercourse, but a felony for the same kids to have oral sex."
He's now 20 & two years into a 10 year sentence for getting a hummer from another teenager!?!?!
The same time his trial was under way, a local high school teacher, a white female, was found guilty of having a sexual relationship with a student -- a true case of child molestation. This teacher received 90 days. Wilson received 3,650 days. Un-fucking-believable!
And this isn't the worst part. "Afterward, the state legislature changed the law to include an oral sex clause, but that doesn't help Wilson. In yet another baffling twist, the law was written to not apply to cases retroactively"
Worst case of selective prosecution I've heard in a while.
The good 'ole Excited States of America treating a black man like shit. What a surprise that this is in the South. Cue the banjo music & the rebel flag. I believe that if it was a white kid this all would've been swept under the rug.
All this for a blowjob. If getting one from a fat intern can mess up Bill Clinton's life... who's next?
"When he was a senior in high school, he received oral sex from a 10th grader. He was 17. She was 15. Everyone, including the girl and the prosecution, agreed she initiated the act. But because of an archaic Georgia law, it was a misdemeanor for teenagers less than three years apart to have sexual intercourse, but a felony for the same kids to have oral sex."
He's now 20 & two years into a 10 year sentence for getting a hummer from another teenager!?!?!
The same time his trial was under way, a local high school teacher, a white female, was found guilty of having a sexual relationship with a student -- a true case of child molestation. This teacher received 90 days. Wilson received 3,650 days. Un-fucking-believable!
And this isn't the worst part. "Afterward, the state legislature changed the law to include an oral sex clause, but that doesn't help Wilson. In yet another baffling twist, the law was written to not apply to cases retroactively"
Worst case of selective prosecution I've heard in a while.
The good 'ole Excited States of America treating a black man like shit. What a surprise that this is in the South. Cue the banjo music & the rebel flag. I believe that if it was a white kid this all would've been swept under the rug.
All this for a blowjob. If getting one from a fat intern can mess up Bill Clinton's life... who's next?
Shaq is Baq
His first game since November. His line: 14:08 time played, 2-6 field goals, 1-2 from the line, 5 rebounds, 1 blocked shot. WOW. That's super duper.
Shaq should pack it in. Bad choice of words. He's been at the buffet table too often packing it in. Wrap up your career now. You have nothing left to accomplish. No one wants to see you missing free-throws, or saying you got fouled when another NBA center blocks his shot. Go catch some criminals in South Beach dumbass.
He's a fat bastard who needs to push away from the table & I think I will send him an orange sweater.
http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/fatalbert.gif
Shaq should pack it in. Bad choice of words. He's been at the buffet table too often packing it in. Wrap up your career now. You have nothing left to accomplish. No one wants to see you missing free-throws, or saying you got fouled when another NBA center blocks his shot. Go catch some criminals in South Beach dumbass.
He's a fat bastard who needs to push away from the table & I think I will send him an orange sweater.
http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/fatalbert.gif
Monday, January 22, 2007
Peyton Manning needs to market himself more
This guy is more of a corporate whore than his Airness Michael Jordan. I hope that smug look of his turns into a child's suck-attack face after the Colts lose the Super Bowl. This guy has a hall of fame quarterback as a dad. He is expected to win, but up until now he's shit the bed. He most likely benefited from that throughout his youth being the son of Archie. This guy has probably been on easy street for his entire life. If (when) he shits the bed February 4th I think he'll need major psychological help.
This guy's face is a cross between Corky from Life Goes On and a 6'9" bartender I know at my favourite sports bar.
It makes me laugh that most of the girls from the sports bar recognize him as a corporate shill first & football player second.
This guy's face is a cross between Corky from Life Goes On and a 6'9" bartender I know at my favourite sports bar.
It makes me laugh that most of the girls from the sports bar recognize him as a corporate shill first & football player second.
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
Fuckin bow ties
Who the hell wears bowties nowadays? When I see talking heads on TV sporting them I think "elitist asshole" like Tucker Carlson or southern gentleman in a seersucker suit. Unless your name is Orville Redenbacher or are some fucking geek you shouldn't wear one unless with a tuxedo period.
To be honest, I've always thought that the bow tie is an unoriginal way of looking original.
Can you really take anyone seriously who is wearing one? Aren't they the uniform of clowns and male strippers? Let's see off the top of my head who wear/wore them:
Pee-Wee Herman
Louis Farrakhan
Malcolm X
C. Everett Koop
Boo-boo bear
Abraham Lincoln
Winston Churchill
Albert Einstein and Sigmund Freud
This is an ancient practice that needs to be stopped. Once this has been eradicated the next thing on my agenda would be to outlaw the wearing of pants way below your ass-crack whether you're fat or skinny.
To be honest, I've always thought that the bow tie is an unoriginal way of looking original.
Can you really take anyone seriously who is wearing one? Aren't they the uniform of clowns and male strippers? Let's see off the top of my head who wear/wore them:
Pee-Wee Herman
Louis Farrakhan
Malcolm X
C. Everett Koop
Boo-boo bear
Abraham Lincoln
Winston Churchill
Albert Einstein and Sigmund Freud
This is an ancient practice that needs to be stopped. Once this has been eradicated the next thing on my agenda would be to outlaw the wearing of pants way below your ass-crack whether you're fat or skinny.
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Chris Rock
Whatever happenend to Chris Rock? Ever since Chappelle blew up you never hear about this guy. He is a very good comedian and does very good social commentary too. He never enjoyed the media frenzy and the monetary success that Chappelle did but I guess it's all a timing thing.
But who's better off? Chappelle is looked upon as a nutcase cuz he up and left a successful show and millions of dollars on the table. Rock is doing a sitcom about his life and it's not too bad. I guess you can't hit homeruns all the time with every vehicle he's involved with.
Chris Rock's 'Niggas versus Black People' bit is, in my humble opionion, more controversial than anything Chappelle ever did. I guess I'm just wanting more edgy comedy from good sources.
I made a 9+ hour drive to the state of Michigan to see Chappelle in 2005 when he came back from his siesta in Africa. He talked openly about why he fled & the pressures that were on him because of his TV show and his handlers.
I guess it's serious business doing comedy. I often think that if you make people laugh they will remember you for a long time. I'm very picky when it comes to comedy and I seldom laugh out loud. However these two have put me into fits of hysteria with their acts. My only wish is that they both continue the comedy route and don't pull a Eddie Murphy opting to do kids movies and shitty/sappy comedies.
But who's better off? Chappelle is looked upon as a nutcase cuz he up and left a successful show and millions of dollars on the table. Rock is doing a sitcom about his life and it's not too bad. I guess you can't hit homeruns all the time with every vehicle he's involved with.
Chris Rock's 'Niggas versus Black People' bit is, in my humble opionion, more controversial than anything Chappelle ever did. I guess I'm just wanting more edgy comedy from good sources.
I made a 9+ hour drive to the state of Michigan to see Chappelle in 2005 when he came back from his siesta in Africa. He talked openly about why he fled & the pressures that were on him because of his TV show and his handlers.
I guess it's serious business doing comedy. I often think that if you make people laugh they will remember you for a long time. I'm very picky when it comes to comedy and I seldom laugh out loud. However these two have put me into fits of hysteria with their acts. My only wish is that they both continue the comedy route and don't pull a Eddie Murphy opting to do kids movies and shitty/sappy comedies.
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
Shaq should be re-named Fat Bastard
What really pisses me off about the NBA is this guy. He's loaded with talent and he half asses his way through the regular season. This guy should be re-writing the NBA record books with his skill and co-ordination for a man his size.
He fucked around with the Lakers when he needed surgery on his toe and then shows up looking like Star Jones. Fucking guy was closer to 400lbs than what was listed on their website.
Fat Bastard is pulling the same thing this year. He wins another ring (with Extra large help from D Wade) and now has an injury. This is just his annual regular season vacation. He could care less about the regular season. I guess he lacks that killer instinct and has nothing much to play for.
If I was bigger than everyone in the league I would want to dominate the league & win year in & year out. But I guess that Kazaam, Steel & double bacon cheese burgers are more important than leaving an imprint on the world of basketball. Hey Shaq Fu talk to Hulk Hogan about his movie career.
Fucking retard. The reason why the media isn't throwing him under the bus is because he is a very nice guy. He does a ton of charity work under the radar with no fanfare. People love Brett Favre and he was a pill popper and they can't stop suckin his arse. Same with Shaq. If I was a hack for some fishwrap in Miami, I would keep writing articles challenging his manhood, saying how poor a teammate he is for pulling this bullshit, or couldn't hit a free throw to save his life, how he's past his prime etc...
Maybe this would challenge the fat bastard into giving a shit about his b-ball legacy. Right now he's pulling a sick leave move like he worked for the government.
Maybe it's tougher than I thought to motivate someone that has 4 championship rings and more money than he could ever spend. Fuck him and his rings. I think he owes the NBA something for making him the rich man he is. Or at the very least he should be humble enough to shoot free throws granny style because he sucks ass. He's a career 52.8% from the charity stripe and 57.9% from the field as of today.
Make your Nestle Crunch & your Icy hot/cold patch commercials and get out of the league already you lazy fat fuck.
He fucked around with the Lakers when he needed surgery on his toe and then shows up looking like Star Jones. Fucking guy was closer to 400lbs than what was listed on their website.
Fat Bastard is pulling the same thing this year. He wins another ring (with Extra large help from D Wade) and now has an injury. This is just his annual regular season vacation. He could care less about the regular season. I guess he lacks that killer instinct and has nothing much to play for.
If I was bigger than everyone in the league I would want to dominate the league & win year in & year out. But I guess that Kazaam, Steel & double bacon cheese burgers are more important than leaving an imprint on the world of basketball. Hey Shaq Fu talk to Hulk Hogan about his movie career.
Fucking retard. The reason why the media isn't throwing him under the bus is because he is a very nice guy. He does a ton of charity work under the radar with no fanfare. People love Brett Favre and he was a pill popper and they can't stop suckin his arse. Same with Shaq. If I was a hack for some fishwrap in Miami, I would keep writing articles challenging his manhood, saying how poor a teammate he is for pulling this bullshit, or couldn't hit a free throw to save his life, how he's past his prime etc...
Maybe this would challenge the fat bastard into giving a shit about his b-ball legacy. Right now he's pulling a sick leave move like he worked for the government.
Maybe it's tougher than I thought to motivate someone that has 4 championship rings and more money than he could ever spend. Fuck him and his rings. I think he owes the NBA something for making him the rich man he is. Or at the very least he should be humble enough to shoot free throws granny style because he sucks ass. He's a career 52.8% from the charity stripe and 57.9% from the field as of today.
Make your Nestle Crunch & your Icy hot/cold patch commercials and get out of the league already you lazy fat fuck.
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