Who the hell wears bowties nowadays? When I see talking heads on TV sporting them I think "elitist asshole" like Tucker Carlson or southern gentleman in a seersucker suit. Unless your name is Orville Redenbacher or are some fucking geek you shouldn't wear one unless with a tuxedo period.
To be honest, I've always thought that the bow tie is an unoriginal way of looking original.
Can you really take anyone seriously who is wearing one? Aren't they the uniform of clowns and male strippers? Let's see off the top of my head who wear/wore them:
Pee-Wee Herman
Louis Farrakhan
Malcolm X
C. Everett Koop
Boo-boo bear
Abraham Lincoln
Winston Churchill
Albert Einstein and Sigmund Freud
This is an ancient practice that needs to be stopped. Once this has been eradicated the next thing on my agenda would be to outlaw the wearing of pants way below your ass-crack whether you're fat or skinny.
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