Monday, January 22, 2007

Peyton Manning needs to market himself more

This guy is more of a corporate whore than his Airness Michael Jordan. I hope that smug look of his turns into a child's suck-attack face after the Colts lose the Super Bowl. This guy has a hall of fame quarterback as a dad. He is expected to win, but up until now he's shit the bed. He most likely benefited from that throughout his youth being the son of Archie. This guy has probably been on easy street for his entire life. If (when) he shits the bed February 4th I think he'll need major psychological help.

This guy's face is a cross between Corky from Life Goes On and a 6'9" bartender I know at my favourite sports bar.

It makes me laugh that most of the girls from the sports bar recognize him as a corporate shill first & football player second.

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