What really pisses me off about the NBA is this guy. He's loaded with talent and he half asses his way through the regular season. This guy should be re-writing the NBA record books with his skill and co-ordination for a man his size.
He fucked around with the Lakers when he needed surgery on his toe and then shows up looking like Star Jones. Fucking guy was closer to 400lbs than what was listed on their website.
Fat Bastard is pulling the same thing this year. He wins another ring (with Extra large help from D Wade) and now has an injury. This is just his annual regular season vacation. He could care less about the regular season. I guess he lacks that killer instinct and has nothing much to play for.
If I was bigger than everyone in the league I would want to dominate the league & win year in & year out. But I guess that Kazaam, Steel & double bacon cheese burgers are more important than leaving an imprint on the world of basketball. Hey Shaq Fu talk to Hulk Hogan about his movie career.
Fucking retard. The reason why the media isn't throwing him under the bus is because he is a very nice guy. He does a ton of charity work under the radar with no fanfare. People love Brett Favre and he was a pill popper and they can't stop suckin his arse. Same with Shaq. If I was a hack for some fishwrap in Miami, I would keep writing articles challenging his manhood, saying how poor a teammate he is for pulling this bullshit, or couldn't hit a free throw to save his life, how he's past his prime etc...
Maybe this would challenge the fat bastard into giving a shit about his b-ball legacy. Right now he's pulling a sick leave move like he worked for the government.
Maybe it's tougher than I thought to motivate someone that has 4 championship rings and more money than he could ever spend. Fuck him and his rings. I think he owes the NBA something for making him the rich man he is. Or at the very least he should be humble enough to shoot free throws granny style because he sucks ass. He's a career 52.8% from the charity stripe and 57.9% from the field as of today.
Make your Nestle Crunch & your Icy hot/cold patch commercials and get out of the league already you lazy fat fuck.
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You are right of course, but..
When you have $200 milion and the kind of shit he has at home, you try and get motivated for a road game against the Bobcats.
He should just hang them up.
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