http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=wilson
"When he was a senior in high school, he received oral sex from a 10th grader. He was 17. She was 15. Everyone, including the girl and the prosecution, agreed she initiated the act. But because of an archaic Georgia law, it was a misdemeanor for teenagers less than three years apart to have sexual intercourse, but a felony for the same kids to have oral sex."
He's now 20 & two years into a 10 year sentence for getting a hummer from another teenager!?!?!
The same time his trial was under way, a local high school teacher, a white female, was found guilty of having a sexual relationship with a student -- a true case of child molestation. This teacher received 90 days. Wilson received 3,650 days. Un-fucking-believable!
And this isn't the worst part. "Afterward, the state legislature changed the law to include an oral sex clause, but that doesn't help Wilson. In yet another baffling twist, the law was written to not apply to cases retroactively"
Worst case of selective prosecution I've heard in a while.
The good 'ole Excited States of America treating a black man like shit. What a surprise that this is in the South. Cue the banjo music & the rebel flag. I believe that if it was a white kid this all would've been swept under the rug.
All this for a blowjob. If getting one from a fat intern can mess up Bill Clinton's life... who's next?
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Shaq is Baq
His first game since November. His line: 14:08 time played, 2-6 field goals, 1-2 from the line, 5 rebounds, 1 blocked shot. WOW. That's super duper.
Shaq should pack it in. Bad choice of words. He's been at the buffet table too often packing it in. Wrap up your career now. You have nothing left to accomplish. No one wants to see you missing free-throws, or saying you got fouled when another NBA center blocks his shot. Go catch some criminals in South Beach dumbass.
He's a fat bastard who needs to push away from the table & I think I will send him an orange sweater.
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Shaq should pack it in. Bad choice of words. He's been at the buffet table too often packing it in. Wrap up your career now. You have nothing left to accomplish. No one wants to see you missing free-throws, or saying you got fouled when another NBA center blocks his shot. Go catch some criminals in South Beach dumbass.
He's a fat bastard who needs to push away from the table & I think I will send him an orange sweater.
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Monday, January 22, 2007
Peyton Manning needs to market himself more
This guy is more of a corporate whore than his Airness Michael Jordan. I hope that smug look of his turns into a child's suck-attack face after the Colts lose the Super Bowl. This guy has a hall of fame quarterback as a dad. He is expected to win, but up until now he's shit the bed. He most likely benefited from that throughout his youth being the son of Archie. This guy has probably been on easy street for his entire life. If (when) he shits the bed February 4th I think he'll need major psychological help.
This guy's face is a cross between Corky from Life Goes On and a 6'9" bartender I know at my favourite sports bar.
It makes me laugh that most of the girls from the sports bar recognize him as a corporate shill first & football player second.
This guy's face is a cross between Corky from Life Goes On and a 6'9" bartender I know at my favourite sports bar.
It makes me laugh that most of the girls from the sports bar recognize him as a corporate shill first & football player second.
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
Fuckin bow ties
Who the hell wears bowties nowadays? When I see talking heads on TV sporting them I think "elitist asshole" like Tucker Carlson or southern gentleman in a seersucker suit. Unless your name is Orville Redenbacher or are some fucking geek you shouldn't wear one unless with a tuxedo period.
To be honest, I've always thought that the bow tie is an unoriginal way of looking original.
Can you really take anyone seriously who is wearing one? Aren't they the uniform of clowns and male strippers? Let's see off the top of my head who wear/wore them:
Pee-Wee Herman
Louis Farrakhan
Malcolm X
C. Everett Koop
Boo-boo bear
Abraham Lincoln
Winston Churchill
Albert Einstein and Sigmund Freud
This is an ancient practice that needs to be stopped. Once this has been eradicated the next thing on my agenda would be to outlaw the wearing of pants way below your ass-crack whether you're fat or skinny.
To be honest, I've always thought that the bow tie is an unoriginal way of looking original.
Can you really take anyone seriously who is wearing one? Aren't they the uniform of clowns and male strippers? Let's see off the top of my head who wear/wore them:
Pee-Wee Herman
Louis Farrakhan
Malcolm X
C. Everett Koop
Boo-boo bear
Abraham Lincoln
Winston Churchill
Albert Einstein and Sigmund Freud
This is an ancient practice that needs to be stopped. Once this has been eradicated the next thing on my agenda would be to outlaw the wearing of pants way below your ass-crack whether you're fat or skinny.
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Chris Rock
Whatever happenend to Chris Rock? Ever since Chappelle blew up you never hear about this guy. He is a very good comedian and does very good social commentary too. He never enjoyed the media frenzy and the monetary success that Chappelle did but I guess it's all a timing thing.
But who's better off? Chappelle is looked upon as a nutcase cuz he up and left a successful show and millions of dollars on the table. Rock is doing a sitcom about his life and it's not too bad. I guess you can't hit homeruns all the time with every vehicle he's involved with.
Chris Rock's 'Niggas versus Black People' bit is, in my humble opionion, more controversial than anything Chappelle ever did. I guess I'm just wanting more edgy comedy from good sources.
I made a 9+ hour drive to the state of Michigan to see Chappelle in 2005 when he came back from his siesta in Africa. He talked openly about why he fled & the pressures that were on him because of his TV show and his handlers.
I guess it's serious business doing comedy. I often think that if you make people laugh they will remember you for a long time. I'm very picky when it comes to comedy and I seldom laugh out loud. However these two have put me into fits of hysteria with their acts. My only wish is that they both continue the comedy route and don't pull a Eddie Murphy opting to do kids movies and shitty/sappy comedies.
But who's better off? Chappelle is looked upon as a nutcase cuz he up and left a successful show and millions of dollars on the table. Rock is doing a sitcom about his life and it's not too bad. I guess you can't hit homeruns all the time with every vehicle he's involved with.
Chris Rock's 'Niggas versus Black People' bit is, in my humble opionion, more controversial than anything Chappelle ever did. I guess I'm just wanting more edgy comedy from good sources.
I made a 9+ hour drive to the state of Michigan to see Chappelle in 2005 when he came back from his siesta in Africa. He talked openly about why he fled & the pressures that were on him because of his TV show and his handlers.
I guess it's serious business doing comedy. I often think that if you make people laugh they will remember you for a long time. I'm very picky when it comes to comedy and I seldom laugh out loud. However these two have put me into fits of hysteria with their acts. My only wish is that they both continue the comedy route and don't pull a Eddie Murphy opting to do kids movies and shitty/sappy comedies.
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
Shaq should be re-named Fat Bastard
What really pisses me off about the NBA is this guy. He's loaded with talent and he half asses his way through the regular season. This guy should be re-writing the NBA record books with his skill and co-ordination for a man his size.
He fucked around with the Lakers when he needed surgery on his toe and then shows up looking like Star Jones. Fucking guy was closer to 400lbs than what was listed on their website.
Fat Bastard is pulling the same thing this year. He wins another ring (with Extra large help from D Wade) and now has an injury. This is just his annual regular season vacation. He could care less about the regular season. I guess he lacks that killer instinct and has nothing much to play for.
If I was bigger than everyone in the league I would want to dominate the league & win year in & year out. But I guess that Kazaam, Steel & double bacon cheese burgers are more important than leaving an imprint on the world of basketball. Hey Shaq Fu talk to Hulk Hogan about his movie career.
Fucking retard. The reason why the media isn't throwing him under the bus is because he is a very nice guy. He does a ton of charity work under the radar with no fanfare. People love Brett Favre and he was a pill popper and they can't stop suckin his arse. Same with Shaq. If I was a hack for some fishwrap in Miami, I would keep writing articles challenging his manhood, saying how poor a teammate he is for pulling this bullshit, or couldn't hit a free throw to save his life, how he's past his prime etc...
Maybe this would challenge the fat bastard into giving a shit about his b-ball legacy. Right now he's pulling a sick leave move like he worked for the government.
Maybe it's tougher than I thought to motivate someone that has 4 championship rings and more money than he could ever spend. Fuck him and his rings. I think he owes the NBA something for making him the rich man he is. Or at the very least he should be humble enough to shoot free throws granny style because he sucks ass. He's a career 52.8% from the charity stripe and 57.9% from the field as of today.
Make your Nestle Crunch & your Icy hot/cold patch commercials and get out of the league already you lazy fat fuck.
He fucked around with the Lakers when he needed surgery on his toe and then shows up looking like Star Jones. Fucking guy was closer to 400lbs than what was listed on their website.
Fat Bastard is pulling the same thing this year. He wins another ring (with Extra large help from D Wade) and now has an injury. This is just his annual regular season vacation. He could care less about the regular season. I guess he lacks that killer instinct and has nothing much to play for.
If I was bigger than everyone in the league I would want to dominate the league & win year in & year out. But I guess that Kazaam, Steel & double bacon cheese burgers are more important than leaving an imprint on the world of basketball. Hey Shaq Fu talk to Hulk Hogan about his movie career.
Fucking retard. The reason why the media isn't throwing him under the bus is because he is a very nice guy. He does a ton of charity work under the radar with no fanfare. People love Brett Favre and he was a pill popper and they can't stop suckin his arse. Same with Shaq. If I was a hack for some fishwrap in Miami, I would keep writing articles challenging his manhood, saying how poor a teammate he is for pulling this bullshit, or couldn't hit a free throw to save his life, how he's past his prime etc...
Maybe this would challenge the fat bastard into giving a shit about his b-ball legacy. Right now he's pulling a sick leave move like he worked for the government.
Maybe it's tougher than I thought to motivate someone that has 4 championship rings and more money than he could ever spend. Fuck him and his rings. I think he owes the NBA something for making him the rich man he is. Or at the very least he should be humble enough to shoot free throws granny style because he sucks ass. He's a career 52.8% from the charity stripe and 57.9% from the field as of today.
Make your Nestle Crunch & your Icy hot/cold patch commercials and get out of the league already you lazy fat fuck.
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