Asleep on the job

Ron Mexico

As if we didn't have enough to talk about when celebrities fuck up. The Anna Nicole Smith fucktard show, Britney shaving her head, Hasselhoff drunk with cheeseburgers, Paris Hilton DUI and Chris Benoit.

I thought that maybe the rest of the clowns would perk up and take notice of the shit show going on around them and decide to be smart and NOT become the next punch line.

Two words; Michael Vick.

It just goes to show you, regardless of their riches, the fame, the VIP treatment, they are dumbasses just like you and I. It just happens that while being big-time celebrities they manage to fuck up big-time too.

Since 2001 he's been running dog fights? Are you fucking serious? He's fucked. Enjoy your stay at Federal Pound You In The ASS Prison Mister Vick. Too many people love dogs and he is not going to pull an OJ and walk.

I listened to Fox Sports Radio for the past few days & everyone that has read the indictment says that makes you physically ill while reading the details of what was done to these animals.

The reason I say he's fucked is because the FBI don't fuck around when it comes to trying cases. They pick & choose their cases and their success rate is normally pretty good.

This ain't a black or white issue. This guy was simply into this dog fighting culture. He has tonnes of money and is famous so everything he does is magnified. But c'mon, how brain dead is this guy not to once say to himself "isn't this wrong". To me that is pure evil.

I am baffled at the shit we're hearing about and I believe that it will get worse. People are doing really fucked up shit in this world and we're just hearing the tip of the iceberg.

However Vick is still in second place in my humble opinion. People love dogs however killing your own son and then yourself is cowardly therefore Benoit wins.

An awesome find

Isn't the Internet great? I had been searching on and off for something in particular & I finally found it. It is that song from the Police Academy movies when they run into that infamous gay bar "The Blue Oyster". Whenever someone says something is gay, calls someone gay, or is acting fancy I start doing that song. Incidentally I found out that the name of the song is called "El Bimbo" which makes it that much funnier.
Enjoy.

http://gsmnet.ru/2006/10/04/paul_mauriat__el_bimbo_mp3.html

Swearing

Isn't swearing great? It often gets people to perk up and pay attention, like in "Hey Fucktard! I'm talking to you!" That works very well. Or if you're in traffic" move your fuckin car bitch!" Another great way.

What is the big deal? Sorry I meant "what's the big fucking deal?!?"

We've been de-sensitized to this because of TV, movies, internet & satellite radio to name a few. However I do find it funny how shocked some people are when they hear someone swear.

I was amused to get nasty looks from some bluehairs when I shouted to some rock-throwing kids "Stop fucking around!" I looked over at the crusty hip-replacement candidates and said "What? They stopped throwing the rocks didn't they?"
To which they replied "You didn't have to use such language" Ridiculous people. I shot back "I could hear those kids swearing from hear. I just spoke to them in terms they can easily understand."

There you go. Swearing is not acceptable everywhere and your common sense should dictate whether or not to use it. But you gotta admit people take notice when you swear.

Enjoy this website if you like swearing
http://www.doyoukissyourmotherwiththatmouth.co.uk/