Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Fucking CFL

The CFL announce & hand out their Coach of the Year award in February. I look outside and see a shitload of snow and I hear about Wally Buono winning an award. Who the fuck cares?
When will Canada abort this retarded fetus?

They can't keep a commissioner or a team in the Nation's Capital.

I've been to games and they are ok. I usually sneak in a mickey of rye to enhance the experience. The league is a disgrace right now and has been for a while.

I just found out that it's called the Annis Stukus Trophy. WTF? Annis Stukus??? Is that Latin for someone who suffers from constipation?

Barkley vs Bavetta

I think this is the best thing I've heard come from Sir Charles enormous pie-hole. He says that he could beat Dick Bavetta in a race. I believe he said that Dick Bavetta and Moses parted the Red Sea together. Awesome.

The Round Mound of Rebound is great for the NBA because he says what's on his mind and pulls no punches. I remember him kissing an ass after losing a bet about Yao Ming.

I could care less that he will probably have his ass handed to him by the 67 year old ref. I think that the only contest Barkley could win right now is an eating contest or worst golf swing contest. I'm just glad that Chuckster called him out because players are going to get fined if stuff is said about the refs.

For great Barkley quotes see this blog
http://barkleyquotes.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

NBA All-Star weekend in Las Vegas

Wow! I cannot imagine how many hot chicks will be in town in hopes of landing a sugar daddy. A bunch of young millionaires in Vegas looking for a good time. How much grease will be poured to gold digging skanks during this All-Star weekend?

All players are staying at the Palms which is owned by the Maloofs (owners of the Sacramento Kings). This hotel just happens to house the Playboy club. Sexy results are sure to follow.

To me this has all the makings for multiple paternity tests 9 months from now. There should be odds on this in the Sports Books. Shawn Kemp might even come out of retirement to take part in the festivities.

I'm so jealous. I should make the trek down looking for leftovers.

Anna Nicole Smith

Since every newspaper & television channel has weighed in on her passing, I will offer my comments too:

Big deal